A short piece incorporating three random words, written in 20 minutes.
by Marcus Jonathan Chapman
Oral, as in…
As in the type of examination?
Oh. Yes, that too.
Okay, I’ll have to perform orally. Actually I’m more comfortable with the term verbally if that’s alright with you?
*I prefer oral…
What was that?
Nothing, yes, perform verbally.
And I just stand here on my blocking?
Right where you are standing, that’s fine.
On the black tape X, correct?
Yes, where you are standing is fine.
I’ve read through the monologue, I think I understand who the character is but I’m not sure what his motivation is. What problem is he solving in this scene?
I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you.
Your character is ordering fast food at a drive-thru. He’s solving his problem of hunger.
Okay, I did think of that but then I thought, well is my character really starving or is he high? Is he just stress eating? Does he have a high metabolism? Or does this meal represent his first meal after going nearly 3 days without food?
Why don’t you go with your instinct and we’ll have you say your two lines, then I’ll see if it works or not with the director’s vision.
I’ll start reading all the other parts, you read your characters.
Exterior, Billy’s Burgers, night. one car pulls up to the drive thru and begins to order. Our main character, Sally, listens, slightly annoyed. Sally – Welcome to Billy’s, what will you be munching on this evening?
I’ll have the billy cheeseburger, fries and a pepsi.
Will that complete you’re order?
Customer #2 drives around to the window…and that’s the scene. Thank you. That was great. We’ll let you know–
–Well, that was my take with my character driving through with the munchies.
I’d like to try again but this time my character is simply stress eating, not hungry.
Fine. We’ll take it from your line.
Actually, could you read the line before mine, it helps so I can react.
Sally – Welcome to Billy’s, what will you be munching on this evening?
I’ll…have…the billy cheeseburger (long pause) and…fries…and a pepsi.
And scene. Great, that was different. Thank you for–
–Okay just one more but this time.
No, I’ve seen enough to make a decision. I’ll call you with the directors decision.
What about the verbal part? I mean the oral part.
We can skip that today.
No, I want to do this right. If nothing else I need the experience auditioning.
No need, you did fine.
Please, I insist. I’m new to acting and even just getting auditions and going through those is helpful.
We don’t always do the oral, um, examination.
Well, could you do it today?
It’s a little unorthodox, but this is Wollyhood, you understand? It’s a different town, we do our own thing out here.
Yeah, sure, I can go with the punches.
The test is really more about seeing if an actor has what it takes to perform under pressure.
We like to see that under the most stressful, uncomfortable conditions, an actor can take art to the next level.
That by passing the oral exam, they show us just how committed and confident they are.
So what’s the test.
Kneel down and suck my cock.